This morning, I was cold. So I grabbed my corporate logo fleece jacket from my old company. Right now, I’m drinking hot water and honey from a corporate logo thermal mug my new company gave me for Christmas.
The jacket was a team-builder for morale. We used to wear them as a group to our company-wide meetings. It was de rigeur for our team. The guys never wore them because they weren’t cold, but put them on the pegs at the office so they’d have them for meetings. The girls wore them all the time.
It sounds silly, but I love getting free stuff from work. Normally I eschew labels and logos because I’m anti-advertising and marketing of the gross consumer variety. And just because someone is sporting the logo, it doesn’t mean they work there. (Unless it’s David Bau on an airline flight, but how could I have known that?)
There is one special unofficial Industrial Light and Magic item that I want. I can’t get it and no, offers of sexual favors didn’t even work. It’s a black Team Sebulba long-sleeve shirt my friend’s team had made when Episode I
came out. I was crushed that all manner of cuteness couldn’t get me a shirt.
I also love how my friends will outgeek my dates by wearing a simple Mozilla t-shirt under their dress shirts. The old red monster star peeks out like a Superman logo, adding cred to the geekery since the old star isn’t available anymore.
It sounds dumb, but my favorite pen right now is something my co-workers got from a vendor. It’s heavy, rubberized, with shiny silver lettering. It’s refillable and feels great while you’re writing.
Best place for corporate schwag? I think Pixar. I knew someone who worked there and he had great stuff, hats, fleece jackets, chambray shirts, everything. The on-staff masseuse is probably their best perk though. I’m sure Google has better stuff these days, but I don’t see it first-hand anymore.
Want more schwag? Hit a trade show. Schwag galore. Lots of it will be crappy, but I got a cool Deutsche Telekom pin from the Tour de France’s pre-race marketing parade. I wore that on a baseball cap at work and met a standoffish co-worker with an interest in cycling! Sometimes it really is a conversation starter if you have an unusual piece.
What does your corporate schwag say about you? What items have you received that you absolutely love?